Look! My Personal Ad
posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 @ 8:31 pm
I’m planning to become a private tutor. This is the ad that will be seen in shops very soon!
Private Home Tutor for English
Name: Vickie Diablos
Subject(s): English (Maths and Science if required)
Available Area: Hong Kong
Age Range(s): any
Qualification: HKCEE English - A; A-level Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Mathematics, Further Mathematics
Other: 2 years in Southern England; very fluent in both Cantonese and English
Contact Details: 2XXXXXXX
Damn, wish I could put this ad up as well.
Hot Sexy Lesbian Seeking Lesbian
Name: Vickie Diablos
Subject(s): homosexuality
Available Area: where the sun doesn’t shine
Age Range(s): 16 or above
Qualification: out of the closet
Other: grrrrrr
Contact Details: 2XXXXXXX 24-hour hotline. Call now, baby!
Just kidding.
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