We are the Supernaturals
posted on Monday, July 28, 2003 @ 11:57 pm
Apologies, the Chinese Teenage Lesbian couldn’t update because she was very upset about Hong Kong losing 6 goals to Liverpool in a football match yesterday. Did I say upset? I mean her stomach was upset because she was laughing so much. *sigh* We’re pathetic.
Anyway, back to the entry with more educational stuff (uh?).
Apparently, we Hong Kong people are supernatural beings when it comes to losing weight.
Evidence #1
“Taking this tiny Contains-Ingredient-X pill once a day will not only help you lose weight effortlessly, you will also take in 5000 vital vitamins at the same time!”
Famous female celebrity says, “It works! I lost 50lbs in 2 days!!”
Evidence #2
“Want firmer thighs? Just rub our Allergy-Triggering-Hypoallergic gel on and you’ll feel your fat being burnt off instantly!”
Famous female celebrity #2 says, “It works! I could actually feel my fat decomposing to the heat!”
Evidence #3
“We guarantee you will lose up to 6 inches after one massage. Come to Sue-Me-Today-Centre today. Sign up now and receive one free trial!”
Famous female celebrity #3 says, “It works! I slimmed down 6 inches in half an hour!”
Mother: Vickie, did you see that ad?
Me: I did. It’s…
Mother: It’s amazing! Free trial; let’s go tomorrow!
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I’ve been talking about being a ‘Hong Konger’ quite often lately. I’m so patriotic.
DAMN! Hong Kong isn’t even a country!
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