Behold! Your Future Miss HK
posted on Tuesday, August 5, 2003 @ 8:29 pm
The Miss Hong Kong 2003 Semi-Finals was on last Sunday, but our whole family missed it because we watched Ralf Schumacher, Barrichello and so on all piled up in the first few seconds, and the last few minutes where the other Schumacher’s tyre exploded.
No remorse, pity, regret whatsoever for missing the beauty pageant. Oh wait, Ricky Martin was there, so maybe a little. It’s not every year a foreign celebrity comes to the show.
*sigh* Since when has the Miss Hong Kong competition become too outrageous and disgraceful to watch?
“A Miss Hong Kong with beauty and talent.”
Or so they say.
We did manage to watch the last bit of the competition after Michael Schumacher’s tyre went flat, actually. And oh yeh, the results were very shocking indeed. Beauties, there were beauties; not all the semi-finalists.
Then it comes to me that, apparently, if you sleep with somebody famous, you’ll get a better chance. In fact, if you were nominated by that famous somebody preferably after sleeping with them, you’re almost guaranteed a title.
“A Miss Hong Kong with beauty and talent.”
HA!
A lot of people have asked me to join the competition. My grandma is even trying to get Jackie Chan to nominate me.
Oh yes, this Jackie Chan.
I’m going to win. Don’t you think?
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