Was I the girl who commented that make-up was a waste of money, and that she would never wear them whatsoever; and now one of the first things she does in the morning is to apply it on her face?

Was I the girl who swore that she’d never swear because foul language was too cheap for her, and now she says the word “fuck” almost on a daily basis?

Was I the girl who decided that Putonghua was a silly language, and there was no point in learning it; and now she sticks to the telly whenever the language programme is on?

Was I the girl who said that people getting reviews for their diary was a stupid act; and now she’s asked for and received a few reviews, and even opened up her own review site?

Was I the girl who told people that she didn’t understand lesbians, then turned a lesbian herself; and now she’s desperately fallen for a guy classmate?

Oh shit, I’m one seriously fucked-up person.