People kept on asking what I did for my 19th birthday yesterday. Well, I wouldn’t mind telling – at all. Here it is!

At 8 a.m. yesterday, I woke up in the pleasant smell of fried bacon and eggs. My maid knew I was feeling rather cold, so she made something nice and warm for me and only me. Then while I was filling my stomach elegantly, I received a phone call from the Dean saying that I didn’t have to go to school because it’s my really special day. Despite that, and since I’m ever such a good student, I decided to attend the lectures as usual.

People were really nice to me that day. Upon my arrival, I was greeted by all 27 of my classmates, each holding a present in their hands. I was modestly surprised; but I wasn’t really, because I was always popular like that. I thanked each and every one of them wholeheartedly, and left the University quickly to meet up with my date.

She was there the whole time waiting for me very patiently, Angelina Jolie. She gave me a big bunch of roses that she hid behind her back, and whispered “Happy Birthday” to my ears; to which I blushed shyly. Her chauffeur then drove the two of us to a really romantic place at the Peak. We dined. The food was excellent, but Angelina and I knew that we’re going to have an even better time later.

And so we went to a hotel bedroom.

And we had fun.

Yeh, you knew I was telling the truth, because you can’t possibly believe the rumours that I was ill the whole time and was still rushing my lab report in for today, can you?

Ah, my wonderful 19th birthday!