Adults Only Please

posted on Saturday, January 3, 2004 @ 10:28 pm

Oh god, how embarrassing… how very embarrassing!

You know, I masturbate. I own vibrators and dildos. I like to do it before I sleep.

I did it last night, and had a terrific orgasm; so terrific that I fell asleep immediately after it. Oh yes, I used trusty vibrator #2.

I forgot about everything this morning. Got up, ate, shat, made a couple site layouts while watching TV… the day went on, until when I go back to my room again after supper…

I found that trusty vibrator #2 was just lying around my pillow.

Which means, I forgot to “hide” trusty vibrator #2 after my business.

Which means, when my maid (who lives with us at home) cleaned my room and tidied my bed, saw the vibrator just lying around like that.

Which also means, that she knew I masturbated last night using this vibrator.

How very embarrassing is that!

5 Comments »

  1. dildos says
    February 21, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Nothing to be embarrasing about owning a vibrator or dildo i admit i own both of them.

  2. Avyaya says
    April 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Thats gross. You should take care not to forget the sacred tools of entertainment for the world to watch. Next time, careful.

  3. Haha oh wow says
    April 30, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    If it is so embarassing why are you telling the whole world on your blog? god damn girl, you retard.

  4. Vickie says
    April 30, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Oh noez, Imma retard! :heart:

  5. Claudel says
    July 11, 2008 at 12:29 am

    Embarrassing?, WOW?, Retard? Someone forgot we are simple beeing with simple needs, that’s all.

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