It all began when we were showing (off) our personal websites to one another. Then, being the only one with a registered domain (woo-hoo!), I couldn’t help but gave the URL to them.

The page loaded.

“It looks nice.”

They spotted the link to “girl” on the menu.

“Oooh, click ‘girl’, click ‘girl’. Let’s read about Vickie.”

To which I warned them more than once before they did; but was totally ignored.

“Vickie. 19. Female… Sagittarian…”

They’re getting there.

“… lesbian. Vickie, you’re a lesbian?!”

I smiled, let the information sink in, and prepared myself to answer, with all the juicy little details, the questions that would pop up unmistakably. Or so it seemed.

But nothing else happened.

End of story.

…

What the fuck?!