On About #2 Again
posted on Sunday, February 22, 2004 @ 2:51 am
Guess what I did last night?
Yep, I had fun with trusty vibrator #2 again. (For your information, it’s my most favourite sex toy, so it shouldn’t surprise you that it’s mentioned all over the place.)
And of course, you guessed the rest of the story. I was too tired to put trusty vibrator #2 away after the mind-blowing orgasm, and completely forgot about it in the morning. My maid made my bed and must have known that I masturbated blah blah blah.
But there’s more to it this time.
This time my brother caught me forgetting to hide it…
Well, actually, trusty vibrator #2 doesn’t look too much like a sex toy anyway, so you might think that there isn’t much to worry about.
Not if my brother picked it up and asked what it was, then without a satisfying (no pun intended) answer, switched it on and saw it all vibrating and stuff.
Good god, why don’t I ever learn to tidy up after I use something?
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May 10, 2005 at 3:36 pm
And no pics of Vibe #2??
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June 3, 2005 at 2:51 pm
omg excellent
August 2, 2005 at 9:13 am
hahaha. I love it. It’s been a while since I bothered to read blog posts, but this was just funny.
September 6, 2005 at 1:51 am
yeah hows a photo of said vibrator?