Me, freaked out, scared. What to do. Help. 0.0

Who would have thought that even Vickie would fear this day? Inevitable searches from “beautiful nipples” to “lean forward tits” didn’t worry me. No. It was a last name. A search – or two searches, rather – on a last name that led to this blog…

The last name of the Deputy Headmistress of the last school I attended. I did a google myself; the school itself came first, then it was mine. There were only two pages of search results in total. I never, ever expected this name to be so uncommon.

And no, I wasn’t praising the Deputy at all. Oh big gee what the holy dear, porno barbecue goodness shit… Shit.

P.S. The following comments are forbidden: “…”, “No comments”, “Har-har”, “Serves you right, bitch”.