Much Overdone but… Owww

posted on Friday, May 13, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

De internez is suzh a greatz phlace. I have dis ulztra phainful ulczer or sore or whaztever you call itz in wmy wmouth, whiczh hurtz like hell whenevher I trwy to talk or eatz, and you can’tz evhen tell fromn de otzher side ofh da screen. I bhlame dose wmonthly horwmonal changes; bhut it’sz phossibhle dat I bhit mwy cheek withdout remwembhering it. Tomworrow — itz’ll hopvefully bhe bhetter tomworrow…

Can somweone trwanslate dat to English fwor mwe, phlease?

12 Comments »

  1. Brenda says
    May 14, 2005 at 1:10 am

    The internet is such a great place. I have this ultra-painful ulcer or sore or whatever you call it in my mouth, which hurts like hell whenever I try to talk or eat, and you can’t even tell from the other side of the screen. (HUH? What screen? o_O) I blame those monthly hormonal changes, but it’s possible that I bit my cheek without remembering it. Tomorrow - it’ll hopefully be better tomorrow.

    Can someone translate that to English for me please?

    -Consider it done! :P hehehe.

  2. Lisa says
    May 14, 2005 at 8:13 am

    *cringes* lmao

  3. Cara says
    May 14, 2005 at 11:42 am

    I couldn’t even read that. It hurt.

    *blinks rapidly*

  4. Vickie says
    May 14, 2005 at 2:49 pm

    No nooooooo, itz wasn’tz what I wmeant. Hang on, the ulcer doesn’t hurt as much now. But no! Uhh, never mind…

  5. Nadine says
    May 14, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    Ok. That took some time but I think me understands that :D

  6. The Village Idiot says
    May 15, 2005 at 12:05 am

    I LOVE your blog. You totally rock!

  7. Melody says
    May 15, 2005 at 12:13 am

    Muahahaha.

    That is hard. And someone did it, many thanks to her. :)

  8. Desiree says
    May 15, 2005 at 11:45 am

    Oh dear, if it’s as painful as it sounds (er… reads? XD ) I hope your ulcer goes away soon. :( Accidentally biting the inside of your mouth is a crappy experience, because blood doesn’t taste very nice. x__x

  9. mike says
    May 15, 2005 at 2:36 pm

    cool blog, nice posts, interested in a link swap?

  10. Sleeper says
    May 16, 2005 at 2:03 am

    Aww poor you.. hopefully it will get better soon!

  11. Brenda says
    May 17, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    Oh! Haha. Sorry! I translated too much and forgot to take note of what you were actually trying to say.

    Hmm, whenever I get an ulcer, I would try Bonjela. It’s a type of cream used to soothe ulcers. :)

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