Can anyone tell me why the hell my mouse wouldn’t stop clicking itself?! No, not my mouse. My cursor. What the… stop doing it. You’re highlighting everything. Gah! Can’t you let me type without stopping every other second? No! Bitch! You just made me overwrite my last paragraph. Now what? What’s this… Why are there one hundred browser windows? Fuck! I hovered over a link, didn’t I? Stop loading! Stop loading now! Close! Close close close close! Son of a… I didn’t ask you to close this window. What? You’re dragging something now? Wait, I don’t need another shortcut to my browser — I already have one on the desktop. You’re highlighting everything again. And I lost another paragraph. Can’t you just stop doing it? What the hell is wrong with you? Bitch! Biiitch! Biiiiitch!
Erm… help, please?
Vickie Diablos is an unemployable bum allegedly qualified to work in the health field, a hardcore gamer geek and a socially awkward logic and science nerd. She thought keeping a "cool blog" would make her a cool person. Alas. 
Lisa
6 Nov 2005
11:55 pm
Sounds like you’re not giving it enough love. Mouses need lots of love and you have to talk to them, just like with plants – but kindly. Don’t call it bitch. Would you still comply with me if I called you names?
All it takes is a delicate touch, really.
Bigpudd
7 Nov 2005
12:59 am
Sounds to me like you need a new mouse. You might also want to run a virus scan.
Cara
7 Nov 2005
3:52 am
My mouse did that to me once. It’s wireless, so I took advantage of that to THROW IT AGAINST A WALL.
It helps. Honest.
suki
7 Nov 2005
3:19 pm
if it’s plug-in, unplug it! yikes. sounds possessed.
charles
8 Nov 2005
6:24 am
Very nice blog site. Its beautiful. Did you design it ? Lovely!!
Shannon
8 Nov 2005
11:13 am
Kill it. :B
stonemonkey45
8 Nov 2005
1:20 pm
It’s all sticky I expect …
Athene Aquinas
9 Nov 2005
1:00 am
GREAT lookin’ blog.
Vanessa
9 Nov 2005
9:34 am
Yes, I second the unplug it if it’s plugged. Or restart the computer possibly. Or try to see if it’s completely plugged. Good luck with it. ^_^’
Melody
9 Nov 2005
1:13 pm
You need a new mouse.
Shannie
11 Nov 2005
6:01 pm
HAHA you’re hilarious. x)
Squash the mouse.
NickySantoro360
12 Nov 2005
12:05 am
Your site style is off the hook.
-Santoro
Kunnik
14 Nov 2005
2:59 am
LMAOROTFPMP!!
utenzi
14 Nov 2005
10:33 am
The batteries are low. Toss in a new one. BTW, beautiful blog!
Kourt
15 Nov 2005
11:08 am
That sounds all too familiar.. But my reason is clumsy fingers on a laptop computer.
Jenny
16 Nov 2005
4:24 pm
omgar you blogged again! *is happy* my advice is just smash the mouse till it cries mercy and decides to behave! hehehehe
jr
17 Nov 2005
9:09 pm
clean the mouse
Mr. Matt
18 Nov 2005
5:57 am
Well if your mouse is still acting up after you unplug it, clean it, or restart your computer and you don’t have a spare. Just turn it over until your ready to use it again. Just remember to put the cursor in a spot that won’t caues havoc.
Lovely design btw.
Heather
18 Nov 2005
6:19 am
Oh wow. That was so hilarious. I’m cracking up. You write really, really well. Though I never had a mouse that went nuts, but I did have a keyboard type by itself after an incident with a bowl of Ramen.
Lara
28 Nov 2005
5:38 am
Ahhhhh…. wireless mice
No good.
Desiree
28 Nov 2005
8:21 am
Vickie
30 Nov 2005
1:21 pm
And… solved! My poor little non-wireless optical mouse received so many death threats, when it was the touchpad of my laptop acting up. LOL. Disabling it solved the problem, albeit only for the time being.
Brenda
1 Feb 2006
2:33 pm
Whoa, whoa whoa.
Is your mouse an optical one or the usual ball-mouse? If it is the usual ball mouse, it will help to open it up, remove the ball and give it some cleaning. If it is the optical one, eh. I am not very sure. Perhaps cleaning the sensors might help.
Naughty, naughty mouse.