Dear Cathy,

Do you realise that my name is Vickie, not Vicky? Please stop carbon-copying emails to people of another company with my misspelt name on it. Thank you so much!

Best Regards,
Vickie

Dear Cathy,

It’s the thousandth time you typed my name as Vicky. My name is Vickie, Vickie with an “ie”. Could you please kindly update my name in your brain? Thank you so much!

Best Regards,
Vickie

Dear Cathy,

Seriously, Cathy, my name is not Vicky. It’s rather impolite of you to constantly misspell my name when I know you knew it should be spelt as Vickie, as you did spell it correctly once. Now people from other companies call me Vicky in emails because of you. Please update asap, thanks!

Regards,
Vickie

Cathy,

Please forgive me if I stab you in the eye the next time you type my name as Vicky.

Vickie

I can’t help it! It’s just a major pet peeve of mine, but she’s also always so damn busy. Or maybe I should actually send the emails to her? Hmm.

On another topic, I think I’ll be participating in CSS Reboot for the first time. *blushes* Dammit, why am I blushing?