My Invisible Panties
posted on Friday, June 2, 2006 @ 12:53 pm
Vickie Diablos, 21.504 years old, finally had her first full body check three days ago (since that’s the only way the Aussies would let her set foot on their soil). After getting my hands dirty, squashing my boobs against a cold metal plate and trying to read mini font off a wall one thousand miles away… *ahem* as in the mandatory pee-in-the-cup, chest X-ray and eye tests, I met the last doctor.
She had instructed me to take off my shoes, socks and outer trousers and unhook my bra, then turned away so I could remove the items without being stared at. I did as I was told, but was soon greeted with a semi-annoyed “Don’t take off your panties!” when I was pulling my trousers off.
But I didn’t take off my panties.
“Don’t take off your… oh,” she said, laughed, then apologised. And laughed.
I was probably her first patient who wore a thong. 
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June 2, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Hey there!
Yeah, I’m from HKU, you too????? Wow!!!
Haha… were you about to take off your panties though? (If the dr didn’t tell you off)
June 2, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Oops - She must have been a little embarassed - and shame on you for hiding your undies in your crack
I hope your body check returned with either no flaws or an interesting pair of wings - or perhaps a growing tail
June 2, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Oops I meant thong! LOL.
June 2, 2006 at 9:59 pm
I couldn’t have done that! too embarrasing!
June 3, 2006 at 2:03 pm
hmm you make me want to come back as a cold metal plate.
June 4, 2006 at 12:12 am
I guess I have to wear granny panties every time I go for a medical check.
June 5, 2006 at 3:53 pm
THAT must be a little bit embarassing. I mean, showing ALMOST all the parts of your body.
June 7, 2006 at 7:26 pm
o_O Hahahaha… That was funny. Thong?
Wow…
June 9, 2006 at 4:26 pm
LMFAO!!! Well its useful to know, if once I have to endure a total check up I’ll wear something that covers my butt more
June 10, 2006 at 2:31 pm
haha! Thats funny! Well now i know not to wear a thong to one of those. But i did do something similar. When I had to go into surgery once I wore a thong with one of those open back robes and totally forgot they were open back after a while…haha. Well that was a good story read! I had a laugh. Take care!
June 11, 2006 at 9:42 am
June 12, 2006 at 3:58 pm
LMFAO that’s hilarious. I hate those tests, peein in a cup is SO wrong lmfaooo.