Friday, August 04, 2006:

Mysterious Voice: Yo, Vickie.
Vickie: … Karma?! Is that you? Haven’t heard from you for ages!
Karma: No shit. Listen, here’s the deal. I know it’s raining and you’re feeling generally lethargic, but if you’d get your lazy arse out of the house today and go buy the lab coat you need for next Monday…
Vickie: …
Karma: Or if you go tomorrow, so help me, in addition to having to walk in the rain, you’d also get hit on by a random guy at the station who would follow you for another 3 minutes after you got off the train, then arrive at the shop that sells your lab coat riiiight after it closes, then head back home with nothing but $5 down the drain and wet trouser legs. Oh, I’m not even going to let you know what’s happening on Sunday.
Vickie: Ha! Yeh, whatever. Late!

Saturday, August 05, 2006:
Karma you bitch, I hate you so very much.