Further Proof of Idiocy
posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 @ 5:47 pm
Note to Self:
Remember to remove all batteries from all toys after using them, especially the ultra quiet ones, even when you’re sure you already switched them off. Stop telling people you’re jealous of the air being vibrated all night. That’s just freaky. Also make sure you always have spare batteries. Don’t bang your head against the wall when you don’t. That doesn’t help.
P.S. You forgot to introduce Trusties #4, 5 and 6 to people, so I shall do it for you:
… Oh my goodness. You brought the camcorder USB cord over here instead of the one for your digital camera. You bloody idiot!
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August 24, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Banging one’s head against the wall when there are no batteries may not help but it does allow you to briefly forget about the lack of batteries … and your name, and the date and all that other fun stuff
August 25, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Idiot.
I’d take note of that reminder about the batteries
August 26, 2006 at 1:11 am
haha. that’s funny. and make sure when you take the batteries out, you throw them away. else when you need batteries and you put on the ones you thought was new.. and it wouldnt work!!
August 26, 2006 at 7:31 am
haha i do that with toys sometimes. just becaus it’s funny to see them break and whatnot
August 26, 2006 at 8:52 pm
don’t you bang your head on the wall.. that hurts
August 27, 2006 at 9:54 pm
haha i will take ur advice!
August 28, 2006 at 7:08 pm
I know what you mean about taking batteries out. I do that alot too.
August 29, 2006 at 6:08 am
Haha, I stored a friend’s belongings at my place for awhile, and while moving the garbage bang around, the thing started to vibrate violently. To this day she claims it must’ve been some kind of wind up toy, but we all knew what it was
August 29, 2006 at 10:22 am
Hmm…. Definitly should check on the batteries next time.. You have a silent toy? amazing.. I have yet to find one that is silent enough for me. I guess I can just FEEL the toy being noisy, though.. Its strange.
August 30, 2006 at 2:38 am
I have the habit of not removing the batteries from a gadget after using them. Just blame it on my laziness.
Anyway, wrong cable? Oooh.
We all make mistakes, though. So don’t worry too much, girl!
August 30, 2006 at 1:51 pm
ah yes. the world of batteries. there when ya dont need em. not there when ya do. and not to mention they only last one fucking day when you want them around the most. evil things. SOLAR POWER!! that would be so nice. prolly make em feel better to.
August 30, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I’ve been meaning to get some batteries for my digital camera, I took some pictures (well alot) of my new haircut. But yeah couldn’t find the right USB cord. Atleast your’s is in a visible line of site.
August 31, 2006 at 7:50 am
Rofl. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and wondering what the strange noise was… that was when I learned that batteries need to be removed when not in use.
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August 31, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Beware of the toys
z haha
September 1, 2006 at 10:07 pm
LOL. that’s funneh
I hate it when I go to a cool party, turn on my camera and figure out that I either 1) is out of batteries or 2)left my memory card at home. grrrrr
I can’t take batteries out of things. or else, i’ll never replace them.
, little forgetful me.
September 1, 2006 at 10:08 pm
oops, sorry, forgot to post my info. so an extra comment for you
September 2, 2006 at 11:54 pm
September 5, 2006 at 3:24 am
It sure does suck when you run out of batteries. I hope it doesn’t happen to you again!
September 5, 2006 at 6:32 am
Bahahhaa. I had batteries in old toys from like…years ago and they rotted and it got all gross so I had to throw away the toy
HAHA. Anyways. I’ll remember that. Haha
September 5, 2006 at 6:53 am
Everytime I do stuff with batteries, it so happens that I either pick a very long lasting brand or a craptastic one.
More often than not, it’s the later, and I end up chucking them at passing objects.
September 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I started reading your past entries, your blogs are hilarious! I love them
September 6, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Somehow your entries always make me laugh,
. Batteries!
September 9, 2006 at 1:47 am
hahaha funny
September 10, 2006 at 1:43 am
I bang my head to the wall all the time
But for other reasons 
But yes, be sure not to forget these notes ever!