Who Knows If Life Isn’t Just a Game?

posted on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 @ 6:11 pm

Life is like a game — an (MMO)RPG, more specifically. With all the hardcore solo levelling I’m forced to do almost on a daily basis… Indeed, not without the best weapons, armour and potions…

Weapon of choice: Insecticide (Suicidal) + Electric Fly Swatter Armour: Gloves (Confidence +5) Potions: Coffee (Energy +5) & Hot Chocolate (Energy +8)

… I think I’ve finally levelled up and am one step closer to completing the main mission “Conquering Entomophobia (Surrender Is Not an Option)“.

But of course, there are always all these annoyingly distractive side quests: “Pr0n”, “Guild Wars“, “Wash the Dishes”, “Mop the Floor”, “Do the Laundry”, “University Assignments” — some more fun than the others.

No way! I didn’t just put “University Assignments” under side quests. Priorities, Vickie! Priorities!

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