Guild Wars, Like Woah
posted on Wednesday, October 25, 2006 @ 7:28 pm
Forget about Lineage II, Guild Wars is my new opium. The online game I’ve been playing since 8 months ago, where anybody from most parts of the world could play on the same server without crazy lag; where there’s no monthly subscription fee or silly grinding; where level, armour and weapon is genuinely not everything… Aren’t you convinced to join us yet? 
2 days till the release of the next campaign; and hence I present you the obligatory mega screenshot-heavy gaming entry of Guild Wars (some screenshots may require previous experience of the game for full appreciation). 
8 months ago when the open beta for us started, picking between the equally gorgeous Warrior and Elementalist, and constantly reminding myself that “I don’t want to make the same mistake of playing as a tank”, my little Elementalist, “Naomi”, was born.
I have carried many wonderful things, completing missions after missions, growing up.
But of all, this was possibly the most memorable. I mean… ewwwwww.
The party members will pay for this! /fistshake
Much time has passed and random screenshots taken.
Newest screenshot of my Elementalist! Kunvie’s Air Staff, aren’t you a beauty (and a bitch to obtain)? 
Much, much more time has passed — 13 days ago — suddenly noticing the attractiveness of female Necromancers, “Naomi the Necromancer” was born. I was originally unaware of it… but… but… female Necromancers… appear to have…
… No nipples! Give them back to my Necromancer!
But like her Elementalist sister, she, too, carries things.
And follows colour code.
Oh, but what’s a game without cordial greetings from your fellow gamers? </sarcasm>
Gino Kim, you have been repr0ted! (No, seriously.) 
And that’s the end of our presentation. Come join us in Guild Wars. Now!
We. Want. You.
P.S. Vickie is fully aware that her exams are coming in less than 2 weeks and she had better start work instead of play. Or is she?
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October 25, 2006 at 8:45 pm
exams less than 2 weeks and you sound as if your life is dedicated to this game,
. cute. screenshots look purdy me likes your black and white character, and i guess nipples would’ve been hard to incorporate on 3d animated characters.. haha.
October 27, 2006 at 7:48 am
Heh, sounds like a fun game ^^
I’ve never actually played Guild Wars, or Lineage II, but perhaps I should start. Hehe
October 27, 2006 at 8:55 am
I would join but I get addicted to easily and with school and stuff I can’t afford to have any new addictions. The costumes are hot!
October 27, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Female Necromancers do have nipples, they are simply covered up by their clothes as the nipple resides on the side of the breast. Duh!
October 28, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Oooooh! Looks interesting!
But yikes! Not now! Multiple assignments and projects coming up and I need all the time I can get. Perhaps during the holidays.
Heh. Or I can ask my cousin to check it out on my behalf.
October 28, 2006 at 3:16 pm
@Grax: Well then, let’s just say female Necromancers are… not anatomatically accurate.
October 29, 2006 at 4:28 am
Well, if only I was 10 years younger… I’m too old to play games!
Do you ever have a problem playing the game actually? I would be too busy eyeballing the chicks… Hehe.
October 29, 2006 at 12:17 pm
hmm seems very entrancing..*is downloading the client now*
it’s very nice
I proably shouldnt but I think I deserve a break we all do
btw I love your layout
October 30, 2006 at 9:13 am
Hmm sounds like a pretty interesting game.
October 30, 2006 at 10:42 pm
I have checked out Guildwars - but now NWN II is going to be released to I know that is where I will be spending my time
November 1, 2006 at 5:16 pm
omg tanks are the worst fucking thing to play. thank GOD my priestess is an ME (magnus exorcismus) priest. if i was FS (full support) id be slaving and tanking left and right. our knights and crusaders are tanks too if you build em right. its SO annoying to play. id like to give GW a try. but i dont have anyone to play with so id be like “nuuuuu”!! have fun with it tho. and let us know how it is. then i’ll see if i wanna try it out.
*turns vickie into a lab mouse* GO GO!!
November 3, 2006 at 9:05 pm
I’ve never played Guild Wars. Do you have the buy the game to play it? I’m so out of touch with games these days.
June 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Hilarious post, thanks.