My Utter Close-Mindedness

posted on Sunday, November 5, 2006 @ 11:38 am

People! Please listen to me! “Definately” is definitely not the proper spelling of definitely; “mispelling” is a misspelling; “alot” is the mistake a lot of people make; you never do something “for awhile” for a while; “could of”, “would of” and “should of” should have been could have, would have and should have; “alright” is not all right; “anyways” should not be used in any way, anyway! Ugh! Separate; grammar; embarrass. Their, thief; believe, receive; quite, quiet… Informality is awesome; but no!

Eh, but who am I, really? *activates self-defence mechanism*

52 Comments »

  1. acorn says
    November 5, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    A NERD *snorts* Lol but your really random me like XD . Being random so owns but I guess you were really pissed at people’s spelling? Ermmm but I don’t find I do that to xD

  2. Vickie says
    November 5, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    Your, you’re; to, too…

  3. Ellie says
    November 6, 2006 at 8:53 am

    Yay for Grammar Nazis! I’m guilty.

  4. Judy says
    November 7, 2006 at 10:49 am

    You sound like my English teacher, but that’s a good thing because he’s pretty cool :)

  5. idril says
    November 7, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    Are you always like that? lol * You never failed to make me smile.Thats why i visit your site everyday to check. :P

  6. EmmaElaine says
    November 7, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    Awwww… that is right. We should have correct all the mistakes. LOL! Really nice!

    BTW, “misunderstand” “miss understand” ? 0.0 blurz

  7. Liinda says
    November 8, 2006 at 2:51 am

    LOL, I used to spell definitely ‘definately’ until someone corrected me on it. xP Your blog was interesting. LOL

  8. Erica says
    November 10, 2006 at 7:47 am

    Wow, you and I would get along very well! I’m giving your blog a standing ovation. *applause*

  9. Carmen says
    November 10, 2006 at 10:46 am

    WOW! That’s too cool. My brain like shut down while reading it aha! Nice work!!

  10. Phoebe says
    November 10, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    Grammar Nazis?? hehehe
    well informality is awesome!
    hehehe i always say alright! :P

  11. Sharell says
    November 10, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    LOL, this is amusing. you left out one that I see all the time which is “you’re”. I see too many times people typing your instead of you’re! Nice read.

  12. Deanna Marie says
    November 11, 2006 at 1:03 am

    The sad thing is, thanks to the Internet, no one will actually remember how to spell these simple things properly soon.

    Hopefully you gave some people a clue.

  13. Spencer says
    November 11, 2006 at 1:40 am

    I love you for stating the obvious!

  14. Stacy says
    November 11, 2006 at 1:51 am

    I misspell all the time. And I mean all the time. Especially the word definitely (is that right?). I know the correct spelling, I just misspell it when I type fast. *eez an idiot*

  15. Scholastica says
    November 11, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    Wow your so funny :)
    Wow you are so funny :)

    Haha, nice read ^.^
    “thief” or “theif”?

  16. Nan says
    November 12, 2006 at 9:15 am

    I correct people all the time. Not in English - but in Danish. I spot a typo right away and I just can’t keep quiet.

  17. Malin says
    November 13, 2006 at 6:42 am

    Oh, I think I just learned something! :D

  18. dTsuyu says
    November 13, 2006 at 11:17 am

    It’s not like I want to misspell but I have this problem of typing too fast *checks errors* Even in pronunciations I correct others. I also couldn’t bear to see mistakes. It’s what we call imperfection. Everyone wants to be perfect ;)

  19. Elcee says
    November 13, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    Guilty as charged >.>;;

  20. aichee says
    November 13, 2006 at 11:34 pm

    ahaha .. not to mention “your so cool!” .. “their was this guy that told me so” … and “please bring youre stuff tomorrow”

    rofl!

  21. Brenda says
    November 14, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    FINALLY! Someone decides to speak up about all the nnoying grammatical mistakes I am seeing everywhere! :D

  22. Sarah says
    November 15, 2006 at 10:05 am

    ROFL! I’m like that too, hahaha…I can’t stand it whenever people make grammatical or spelling errors (unless English is not the first language they speak of course). :p

  23. Yoru says
    November 15, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    OMG. I especially hate “could of”. I guess people spell words according to what they hear. “Could’ve” sounds like “could of”. Tsk tsk.

  24. Iva says
    November 15, 2006 at 10:27 pm

    *applauds*

    Good that I’m not the only one who notices things like this. People usually tell me that I have no say as I’m not a native speaker, but come on…I knew the obvious difference among “there”, “they’re” and “their” when I first started learning English.

    Oh, well, what can you do when those peoples dont liek grammer

    (The last paragraph was obviously the way it was on purpose;))

  25. nika says
    November 17, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    hia there!

    whoa that’s hilarious but it’s true! last school year, we took that up in english and it’s really fun haha. “a history” is right, “an history” s wrong. and would you believe that people actually uses your for you’re?? haha. that’s funny.

    ♥ nika

  26. Iva says
    November 18, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    I got you in the rotation for the second time in a row and there was no other entry in the meantime…so, yes, I second what I said above:p

  27. Anna says
    November 19, 2006 at 9:27 am

    Common spelling mistakes, I make them everyday.

  28. Melanie says
    November 20, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    Waaah o_o That is crazy. Nerd :) I’m such a horrible speller though.. So. runs*

    There’s this grammar article in the newspaper I get every Friday. It’s pretty awesome to read, but I don’t remember everything on it.

  29. Sharell says
    November 21, 2006 at 2:54 am

    I’ve already commented here once, but I still love this post!

  30. Precious says
    November 21, 2006 at 9:01 am

    -Headache-

    That was nice, though.

    Sorry I’m late (Exentrique commenting). Life is really hectic and I just got my computer fixed.

  31. Gigi says
    November 21, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    I think ive done all of those before. lol . im such a bad speller. or sometimes i dont care, cause im usually writing to my friends… hmmm… i wonder if my english teacher ever corrected me for those types of errors… i wonder if she even knows… ohh well .lol
    have a good week =D

  32. King Echo says
    November 22, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    And just because you’re wired doesn’t mean you’re weird! It also doesn’t make you ridiculas.

    Seriously, though, when it comes to the internet (blogs, mbs) people are often typing very rapidly and so it is quite understandable.

  33. Rach says
    November 23, 2006 at 6:10 am

    I’m a pretty good speller, but I’m sure I’ve done that before, I used to spell separate as seperate…until my Chemistry teacher corrected me. Anyway, my car got saran wrapped and on the typed not it said “Hope your not running late” and I was just like idiot, “I hope you’re able to pass English.”

  34. Larissa says
    November 25, 2006 at 4:58 am

    Woooh I love grammar. I used to bug my friends about saying “anyways”. I said it wasn’t a word because it didn’t show up as one on Microsoft Word, and it wasn’t in my dictionaries. Apparently now it’s in both!

  35. Shay says
    November 25, 2006 at 5:02 am

    I always bug my friend when she misspells something. This is especially when she’s trying to be high superior of me and yell at me over AIM. It bothers me as well. I’m more of a comma person myself though. Comma over usage and under usage drives me completely insane.

  36. Dhi says
    November 25, 2006 at 6:33 am

    hey thanks for the comment, and we’re all influenced by the media. actually, in some ways, if you try to avoid influence, you tend to acknowledge what you’re trying to avoid more. therefore you do start thinking in the way you dread. well this is true for some people anyway…anyways (mischevious grin). but it’s good you can admit that you’re at least in a minimal way influence by it, i mean.. it influences anyone whether we like it or not :S

    aha, and this entry is just really funny. if i had to type out one simillar to this, i’d probably be proof reading it for 2 days looking for spelling and grammar mistakes which is why i just dont care :D as long as i dont use the missspellings (yes i did that on purpose) and miss-gramar-ing in essays!

  37. Vickie says
    November 25, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    True; hence the “informality” statement. :P

  38. Sophia says
    November 27, 2006 at 2:57 am

    Ok. I’ll keep that in mind.. ?

  39. Brit says
    November 27, 2006 at 5:40 am

    Ha. I’m on my boyfriend’s arse about this stuff a lot. He’s usually saying something like, “I seen them the other day.” I’m trying to train him, but it’s a long process. :)

  40. Brittneu says
    November 28, 2006 at 6:47 am

    I’m not very good at grammer I have to admit. Although I do correct people sometimes.

  41. Chloe says
    November 28, 2006 at 9:40 am

    Thanks for the comment :]

    Eek, I hate when people get the ‘their, there and they’re’ mixed up. Oh well, no one’s perfect hehe :P

  42. Shao says
    November 28, 2006 at 9:44 am

    *looks at list* Yep, I have definitely made some of those mistakes before. I’m so glad the new Firefox has spell check. :3

  43. vanessa says
    November 28, 2006 at 11:00 am

    Wow youre really nitpicky arent ya? Lol . Do you want to edit my essays? Since I suck at writing essays and I have no grammar (or is it grammer) whatsoever. Or is it what so ever.

  44. Ellie says
    November 30, 2006 at 1:47 am

    Haha, I nitpick on a lot of grammar related things too. What annoys me the most is when I see someone use your instead of you’re and vice versa. It gets harder to read.

    English is not my first language but a good thing to use is of course “i before e except after c” - eh heh.

  45. Jenny says
    November 30, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    wow. intesnse. yea i totally analize words and it all seems like some sort of conspiracy. its so insane.

  46. Checkers says
    December 2, 2006 at 7:29 am

    I have an excuse, I type fast and my spelling has always been terrible. I will try harder to perfect my spelling, I promise.

  47. Nicolah says
    December 3, 2006 at 7:41 am

    I’m a grammar nazi too, but sometimes I make mistakes.

  48. kiisa says
    December 6, 2006 at 4:32 pm

    Ummm…you’re right about that. I’m used to people who makes mistake like that. :)

    anyway…I think we need more dictionaries in the net. Don’t you think so?

  49. Ivy says
    December 19, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    ‘Anyways’ exists in the dictionary. Not all blogs are meant to be formal. :)

    The rest of the misspellings.. agreed.

  50. Tasha says
    July 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    lol i am DEFINITELY guilty of spelling DEFINITELY, DEFINATELY! How sad. :-(

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