I never thought we’d manage, but my girlfriend and I finally bought a nice house. There isn’t a single piece of furniture at the place yet, but I can already see it. We’ll put the couch here, our piano there; shoe rack for all her pretty shoes, yes! Oooh, our floor also needs to be waxed. This is all so exciting! A new house, a new life waiting for just the two of us!

… And then the fucking alarm clock rang.