Are You There, FSM? It’s Me, Vickie
posted on Friday, April 25, 2008 @ 11:49 am
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
I pray, when you boot me up from sleep mode next morning, please grant me the following plugin / software on my humble human body.
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Pronunciation checker:
(I’d ask for a grammar checker, too, but let’s start with the basics, shall we?)
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Search function:
(I promise, I’ll search for more meaningful things and answers once I find my other stripy sock.)
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Strong and emphasis tags:
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Appear offline function:
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Maybe also a lesbiandar?!Wow, let’s not be too greedy there.
Actually, don’t worry about any of the above. Please cleanse me of “Procrastination” because it’s a total RAM hog, and I kinda have 1 more mid-semester exam and 2 essays to hand in soon.
Have mercy on me, O FSM. RAmen!
Vickie
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April 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm
^ ^ I enjoyed so much reading your stuff here and honestly am a bit confuse where to post my comment.
) blog here!
Anyways, great (crazy, in a nice sense
Kudos!
Btw, thanks for visiting my blog.
Cheers!
April 25, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Haha, this is probably one of the funniest blog entries I have ever read. I’m going to bookmark it here in a moment with my Google Bookmarks so I can come back and read this again when I need a smile– it literally made me laugh out loud! : ) I am so curious on how you pronounced the words your life before being corrected. I used to say vegetable wrong. For some reason I wanted to stick an “n” in there and say “vengetable”. And when I was real little I said “drawl” instead of “draw”. Ahaha.
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April 26, 2008 at 7:26 am
Haha, your blogs are genius. I have to admit sometimes I get caught up in checking gmail then if I need something in my room, I, for a brief second think I can search for it. I also went to ‘archive’ a conversation me and mum had. Then just started laughing. Making me look more insane.
April 26, 2008 at 10:25 pm
OMG. i went crazy reading bout your blog. i was like…
?! i can’t understand a thing! :]] but i sooo love it, the way it turned sooo random and you made me grin. 
!
April 27, 2008 at 11:29 am
haha, this post really made me laugh.
Really enjoyed the search function. Very clever.
April 29, 2008 at 5:23 am
Very entertaining, especially the pronunciation checker. I can’t imagine what life would be like if we actually could reboot with different functions/upgrades
April 29, 2008 at 10:00 am
This is the funniest thing I have read all week. Wait, it’s just Monday here, but that’s fine! It’s still funny. I love the “search” engine. LOL! Search my brain for…the answer to question #17. DAMNIT. No results found.
April 29, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Hahaha I love how random thing goes. Search your brain
. You never fail to suprise me with your entries 
April 30, 2008 at 7:02 am
English…what a crazy language with so many odd spellings and silent letters..Funny post!!
April 30, 2008 at 7:20 am
LMAO!
THAT’S HILARIOUS!
you made my day :]
i wonder what you write on your other entries then!
i’m gonna check now. thanks for keeping us all amused
April 30, 2008 at 3:25 pm
all i can say to that is… INTERESTING!
although, i do wish i had a search function as well
May 1, 2008 at 6:51 am
OMG, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
May 1, 2008 at 8:53 am
Your posts are super witty. I am bookmarking.
May 2, 2008 at 6:33 pm
LMAO!
!
I’ve been studying English for a few years, and the pronunciation is SO WEIRD!
Spanish is so easy
May 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Wow. That has to be the most entertaining blog I’ve read in a long time.