Semester over but still feeling very bleh and single as hell, I knew there’s only one thing that could spice up the day: self + trusties + endorphin + dopamine + oxytocin + prolactin + etc. (that’s my euphemism for masturbation to orgasm, guys).
And so, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that’s the noise of my vibrator, guys).
And then… instead of sexy thoughts and the Big O, I suddenly remembered this.
I suppose laughing also works…
Vickie Diablos is an unemployable bum allegedly qualified to work in the health field, a hardcore gamer geek and a socially awkward logic and science nerd. She thought keeping a "cool blog" would make her a cool person. Alas. More »
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Tara
30 Jun 2008
7:00 am
This entry is so made of win. OMG. What a way to wake up this morning.
Destiny
30 Jun 2008
3:21 pm
Hahaha… for someone like me who never continued on to learn about all those other words… it was hard to understand but I get that you got your ‘fix’. Heheh
Jmar
30 Jun 2008
7:54 pm
Whatta nice entry you got there, huh?!
By the way, I LOLed at the atheist thingy.
Exchange links?
Robbie
30 Jun 2008
8:00 pm
Un-sexy thoughts always appear in one’s head when one is very horny. That’s one of the primary rules of the world fucking with our heads
Emma
30 Jun 2008
8:24 pm
Hahaha, I bet that killed the mood.
Dizzy
30 Jun 2008
9:01 pm
OMG. Haha! That’s so funny.
Jenny
1 Jul 2008
2:52 am
LMAO!! I don’t do that, but I suppose it’s true.
Sarah
1 Jul 2008
4:35 am
Endorphins make people happy,
Pat
1 Jul 2008
6:31 am
LMAO!!
Now I feel like masturbating,
raistlinsghost
2 Jul 2008
5:13 am
Nice post. Sounds like a convoluted method of describing the Big O process, but it made me laugh either way.
And thanks so much for the heads up on LOL god. Its awesomeness can only be understated.
Fatima
2 Jul 2008
5:48 pm
LOL. That was an interesting post.
Brenda
2 Jul 2008
8:18 pm
-Am speechless-
Hahahaha.
Now, that was one extremely graphic read!
Vickie
3 Jul 2008
3:40 am
Brenda, it’s just your imagination! Where was I even graphic?
Brenda
17 Jul 2008
3:06 am
Hehehe, it happens when you have crazy friends around and prodding all sorts of weird thoughts into your head while reading the entry.
Rebecca
3 Jul 2008
5:17 am
ahahaha… SCIENTIFIC METHOD! so geeky… whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhahaha maybe you should go out girl-hunting! i know all the lesbians in vancouver hang out a lot at this bookshop, maybe you should hang out some place girly and entice them with your whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
Maria
3 Jul 2008
12:32 pm
Mmmm. Orgasms are yummy to have.
That’s a pretty funny comic. I wonder if they do say ‘Oh God’ anyway…
Justin
4 Jul 2008
2:45 pm
Oh my scientific method! That is hilarious!
Vera
7 Jul 2008
8:58 pm
I hate Maths! So that would be one major turn off! But then… whatever floats your boat
I’d personally suggest a loooooooooooooong sleep.
abby
8 Jul 2008
12:48 am
Haha! Wow! I think this blog entry just made my day!
Jonna
8 Jul 2008
4:24 am
*snortcackle*
Cris
10 Jul 2008
2:01 am
ROFL! That’s like the best entry EVER. In the olden days they had vibrators that could wake up the whole neighborhood, and probably challenge your next door neighbor’s sex cries and WIN like some Olympic champion!
SCIENTIFIC METHOD! MATH! OH SWEET CALCULUS! I’M ARRIVING AT PYTHAGORAS’ THEORY!
So I killed it :/ €
Becca
10 Jul 2008
12:28 pm
haha…thats too funny!!!
amy
14 Jul 2008
4:13 pm
LOL at the cartoon!
Kay
16 Jul 2008
10:17 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! I thought I had my days. You are rashing in it.