posted on Monday, June 30, 2008 @ 6:01 am
Semester over but still feeling very bleh and single as hell, I knew there’s only one thing that could spice up the day: self + trusties + endorphin + dopamine + oxytocin + prolactin + etc. (that’s my euphemism for masturbation to orgasm, guys).
And so, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that’s the noise of my vibrator, guys).
And then… instead of sexy thoughts and the Big O, I suddenly remembered this.
I suppose laughing also works…
June 30, 2008 at 7:00 am
This entry is so made of win. OMG. What a way to wake up this morning.
June 30, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Hahaha… for someone like me who never continued on to learn about all those other words… it was hard to understand but I get that you got your ‘fix’. Heheh
June 30, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Whatta nice entry you got there, huh?!
By the way, I LOLed at the atheist thingy.
Exchange links?
June 30, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Un-sexy thoughts always appear in one’s head when one is very horny. That’s one of the primary rules of the world fucking with our heads
June 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Hahaha, I bet that killed the mood.
June 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm
OMG. Haha! That’s so funny.
July 1, 2008 at 2:52 am
LMAO!! I don’t do that, but I suppose it’s true.
July 1, 2008 at 4:35 am
Endorphins make people happy,
July 1, 2008 at 6:31 am
LMAO!!
Now I feel like masturbating,
July 2, 2008 at 5:13 am
Nice post. Sounds like a convoluted method of describing the Big O process, but it made me laugh either way.
And thanks so much for the heads up on LOL god. Its awesomeness can only be understated.
July 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
LOL. That was an interesting post.
July 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
-Am speechless-
Hahahaha.
Now, that was one extremely graphic read!
July 3, 2008 at 3:40 am
Brenda, it’s just your imagination! Where was I even graphic?
July 17, 2008 at 3:06 am
Hehehe, it happens when you have crazy friends around and prodding all sorts of weird thoughts into your head while reading the entry.
July 3, 2008 at 5:17 am
ahahaha… SCIENTIFIC METHOD! so geeky… whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhahaha maybe you should go out girl-hunting! i know all the lesbians in vancouver hang out a lot at this bookshop, maybe you should hang out some place girly and entice them with your whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
July 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Mmmm. Orgasms are yummy to have.
That’s a pretty funny comic. I wonder if they do say ‘Oh God’ anyway…
July 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Oh my scientific method! That is hilarious!
July 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I hate Maths! So that would be one major turn off! But then… whatever floats your boat
I’d personally suggest a loooooooooooooong sleep.
July 8, 2008 at 12:48 am
Haha! Wow! I think this blog entry just made my day!
July 8, 2008 at 4:24 am
*snortcackle*
July 10, 2008 at 2:01 am
ROFL! That’s like the best entry EVER. In the olden days they had vibrators that could wake up the whole neighborhood, and probably challenge your next door neighbor’s sex cries and WIN like some Olympic champion!
SCIENTIFIC METHOD! MATH! OH SWEET CALCULUS! I’M ARRIVING AT PYTHAGORAS’ THEORY!
So I killed it :/ €
July 10, 2008 at 12:28 pm
haha…thats too funny!!!
July 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOL at the cartoon!
July 16, 2008 at 10:17 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! I thought I had my days. You are rashing in it.