Apparently, My Evil Twin is a Star
posted on Thursday, July 17, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
On one very rare day when Vickie was, like, not at her computer…
Guy #1: Hello.
Vickie: ?
Guy #1: Do I know you? You look really familiar.
Vickie: …
Later, on a train.
Person taps Vickie on the shoulder.
Guy #2: Excuse me.
Vickie: ?
Guy #2: Are you a star?
Vickie: …
On the other hand, if this is what I’ve been doing wrong — as in, why I’m not getting the ladies other than the fact that most ladies just aren’t into ladies, then I really need to grow some balls.
On the other other hand, I may also be the evil one?!
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July 17, 2008 at 8:47 pm
ROFL. Maybe you’re a male-perv-magnet? Hahaha.
I think you should get a t-shirt saying
“I kissed a girl & I liked it.”
SUREFIRE WAY TO GET THE LADIEZ
Kudos!
July 17, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Guys like you!
Take that as a compliment I guess? Too bad they don’t have the proper anatomy and chromosomes, though.
July 17, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Maybe they both read your fabulous blog! *waves to Guy #1 and Guy #2*
July 18, 2008 at 11:50 pm
wow creeps x/
July 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm
LOL. “Are you a star?” That was classic.
July 22, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Creepy. x_X’
Maybe it’s a cultural thing but that would totally not work in Finland, the guys would just get the shit kicked out of them.
July 23, 2008 at 11:42 pm
so what did u answer?
Hahaha~check on him first~ vickie!
July 24, 2008 at 2:59 am
Worst chat up lines ever.
Well, try the internet.. I think I got quite a few bisexual ladies sending me messages on an unnamed site..
July 24, 2008 at 3:13 am
Happened to me also..we’re pros
July 30, 2008 at 12:41 am
Haha that’s funneh. But ya know, you are good looking so I could see the star angle.
August 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
“Do I know you? You look really familiar.”
Lawlz! That’s classic. Not sure how I’d respond to that one.
Your blog is very entertaining *adds to feed reader*.