Apparently, My Evil Twin is a Star

posted on Thursday, July 17, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

On one very rare day when Vickie was, like, not at her computer…

Guy #1: Hello.
Vickie: ?
Guy #1: Do I know you? You look really familiar.
Vickie: …

Later, on a train.

Person taps Vickie on the shoulder.

Guy #2: Excuse me.
Vickie: ?
Guy #2: Are you a star?
Vickie: …

On the other hand, if this is what I’ve been doing wrong — as in, why I’m not getting the ladies other than the fact that most ladies just aren’t into ladies, then I really need to grow some balls.

On the other other hand, I may also be the evil one?!

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11 Comments »
  1. CrisPea says
    July 17, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    ROFL. Maybe you’re a male-perv-magnet? Hahaha.
    I think you should get a t-shirt saying
    “I kissed a girl & I liked it.”
    SUREFIRE WAY TO GET THE LADIEZ ;)

    Kudos!

  2. Tara says
    July 17, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Guys like you! XD XD Take that as a compliment I guess? Too bad they don’t have the proper anatomy and chromosomes, though.

  3. Aisling says
    July 17, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Maybe they both read your fabulous blog! *waves to Guy #1 and Guy #2*

  4. Shoko says
    July 18, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    wow creeps x/

  5. Dizzy says
    July 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    LOL. “Are you a star?” That was classic.

  6. Jonna says
    July 22, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Creepy. x_X’

    Maybe it’s a cultural thing but that would totally not work in Finland, the guys would just get the shit kicked out of them.

  7. diane says
    July 23, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    so what did u answer?

    Hahaha~check on him first~ vickie!

  8. Melody says
    July 24, 2008 at 2:59 am

    Worst chat up lines ever. :D

    Well, try the internet.. I think I got quite a few bisexual ladies sending me messages on an unnamed site.. ;)

  9. Emo says
    July 24, 2008 at 3:13 am

    Happened to me also..we’re pros :)

  10. Jenny says
    July 30, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Haha that’s funneh. But ya know, you are good looking so I could see the star angle. xD

  11. Ally says
    August 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    “Do I know you? You look really familiar.”

    Lawlz! That’s classic. Not sure how I’d respond to that one.

    Your blog is very entertaining *adds to feed reader*.

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