This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me.
Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie.
Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart?
Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face.
Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.
Vickie: DUCKS
Friend #2 goes online.
Vickie: I’m bored.
Friend #2: Oh.
Vickie: I’m going to sperm your Facebook profile.
Vickie: SPAM
Man, what’s going on with my brain? Erm… Boy, what’s wrong with me? Dude!
ENGLISH, WHY MUST YOU WORK AGAINST ME?!
Vickie Diablos is a postgraduate student in Health Informatics, a hardcore gamer geek and a socially awkward logic and science nerd. She thought keeping a "cool blog" would make her a cool person. Alas. 
Tara
17 Aug 2008
2:11 pm
Yvette
17 Aug 2008
3:22 pm
Oh God. Dicks I mean ducks and spam ftw!
Veronica
18 Aug 2008
3:05 am
I have days like that. Sometimes I just stumble over the words when I’m at work. Usually that makes me sound like a jackasshole but what can you do.
Cris
18 Aug 2008
3:57 am
HAHAHA!
That is all.
Brenda
18 Aug 2008
5:44 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Talk about slips of the tongue!
Oh my gosh, dear – what were you thinking during those chats? 
Ally
18 Aug 2008
9:37 am
Hahaha! I must fail in Freud’s eyes, then because…
…I didn’t notice sperm or dick at all until a second reading.
Omg. What does that say about my mental health o.o!
grace
18 Aug 2008
4:19 pm
Grax
18 Aug 2008
11:26 pm
My my, got willies on the mind? Nothing wrong with a bit of variety in one’s sex life.
Tee hee.
Julia
19 Aug 2008
2:05 am
LOL! I do things like that ALL the time.
Angela
19 Aug 2008
1:19 pm
I think we are all guilty of doing that every now and then. Funny post!
Regina
20 Aug 2008
12:50 am
LMAO. I actually didn’t notice the first one until I read it through a second time.
Cara
20 Aug 2008
12:22 pm
Hahahaha, awesome! You’re my heroine.
I’m STILL laughing.
Robmarie
20 Aug 2008
3:53 pm
I was totally gonna say “Freud would have a field day with this!” and then I remembered the title of the post — all in a matter of nanoseconds,
. Short-term memory FAIL.
I’ve been experiencing TONS of sexual Freudian slips as of late… the floodgates shall be opened soon, LOL
KayC
21 Aug 2008
10:03 am
LOL, that is amazing. I love screwing things up and making a laugh out of it. Good job :]
Kya
23 Aug 2008
4:34 pm
Haha, that is brilliant. XP
Jem
27 Aug 2008
10:43 pm
the freudian theory is crazy, i dont believe it at all
Dizzy
4 Sep 2008
10:24 pm
Sperm, FTW! LOL!