This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me.
Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie.
Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart?
Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face.
Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.
Vickie: DUCKS
Friend #2 goes online.
Vickie: I’m bored.
Friend #2: Oh.
Vickie: I’m going to sperm your Facebook profile.
Vickie: SPAM
Man, what’s going on with my brain? Erm… Boy, what’s wrong with me? Dude!
ENGLISH, WHY MUST YOU WORK AGAINST ME?!
Vickie Diablos is an unemployable bum allegedly qualified to work in the health field, a hardcore gamer geek and a socially awkward logic and science nerd. She thought keeping a "cool blog" would make her a cool person. Alas. 
Tara
17 Aug 2008
2:11 pm
Yvette
17 Aug 2008
3:22 pm
Oh God. Dicks I mean ducks and spam ftw!
Veronica
18 Aug 2008
3:05 am
I have days like that. Sometimes I just stumble over the words when I’m at work. Usually that makes me sound like a jackasshole but what can you do.
Cris
18 Aug 2008
3:57 am
HAHAHA!
That is all.
Brenda
18 Aug 2008
5:44 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Talk about slips of the tongue!
Oh my gosh, dear – what were you thinking during those chats? 
Ally
18 Aug 2008
9:37 am
Hahaha! I must fail in Freud’s eyes, then because…
…I didn’t notice sperm or dick at all until a second reading.
Omg. What does that say about my mental health o.o!
grace
18 Aug 2008
4:19 pm
Grax
18 Aug 2008
11:26 pm
My my, got willies on the mind? Nothing wrong with a bit of variety in one’s sex life.
Tee hee.
Julia
19 Aug 2008
2:05 am
LOL! I do things like that ALL the time.
Angela
19 Aug 2008
1:19 pm
I think we are all guilty of doing that every now and then. Funny post!
Regina
20 Aug 2008
12:50 am
LMAO. I actually didn’t notice the first one until I read it through a second time.
Cara
20 Aug 2008
12:22 pm
Hahahaha, awesome! You’re my heroine.
I’m STILL laughing.
Robmarie
20 Aug 2008
3:53 pm
I was totally gonna say “Freud would have a field day with this!” and then I remembered the title of the post — all in a matter of nanoseconds,
. Short-term memory FAIL.
I’ve been experiencing TONS of sexual Freudian slips as of late… the floodgates shall be opened soon, LOL
KayC
21 Aug 2008
10:03 am
LOL, that is amazing. I love screwing things up and making a laugh out of it. Good job :]
Kya
23 Aug 2008
4:34 pm
Haha, that is brilliant. XP
Jem
27 Aug 2008
10:43 pm
the freudian theory is crazy, i dont believe it at all
Dizzy
4 Sep 2008
10:24 pm
Sperm, FTW! LOL!