Hello, Dr Freud
posted on Sunday, August 17, 2008 @ 12:33 am
This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me.
Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie.
Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart?
Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face.
Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.
Vickie: DUCKS
Friend #2 goes online.
Vickie: I’m bored.
Friend #2: Oh.
Vickie: I’m going to sperm your Facebook profile.
Vickie: SPAM
Man, what’s going on with my brain? Erm… Boy, what’s wrong with me? Dude!
ENGLISH, WHY MUST YOU WORK AGAINST ME?!
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August 17, 2008 at 2:11 pm
August 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Oh God. Dicks I mean ducks and spam ftw!
August 18, 2008 at 3:05 am
I have days like that. Sometimes I just stumble over the words when I’m at work. Usually that makes me sound like a jackasshole but what can you do.
August 18, 2008 at 3:57 am
HAHAHA!
That is all.
August 18, 2008 at 5:44 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Talk about slips of the tongue!
Oh my gosh, dear - what were you thinking during those chats? 
August 18, 2008 at 9:37 am
Hahaha! I must fail in Freud’s eyes, then because…
…I didn’t notice sperm or dick at all until a second reading.
Omg. What does that say about my mental health o.o!
August 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
August 18, 2008 at 11:26 pm
My my, got willies on the mind? Nothing wrong with a bit of variety in one’s sex life.
Tee hee.
August 19, 2008 at 2:05 am
LOL! I do things like that ALL the time.
August 19, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I think we are all guilty of doing that every now and then. Funny post!
August 20, 2008 at 12:50 am
LMAO. I actually didn’t notice the first one until I read it through a second time.
August 20, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hahahaha, awesome! You’re my heroine.
I’m STILL laughing.
August 20, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I was totally gonna say “Freud would have a field day with this!” and then I remembered the title of the post — all in a matter of nanoseconds,
. Short-term memory FAIL.
I’ve been experiencing TONS of sexual Freudian slips as of late… the floodgates shall be opened soon, LOL
August 21, 2008 at 10:03 am
LOL, that is amazing. I love screwing things up and making a laugh out of it. Good job :]
August 23, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Haha, that is brilliant. XP
August 27, 2008 at 10:43 pm
the freudian theory is crazy, i dont believe it at all
September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Sperm, FTW! LOL!