Ingredients: YouTube, cookingwithdog channel’s earlier videos, Transcribe AudioBETA (English), free time.

Friendly warning: Do not attempt while eating or drinking, or literal death may result.

Steps: Remove the best grabbed onto that daddy proud

Remove the best grabbed onto that daddy proud

It’s making me meet jeff on racism

It's making me meet jeff on racism

Remove the baby

Remove the baby

Who would be executed and the rough dept human rights

Who would be executed and the rough dept human rights

Entering the comedic effect

Entering the comedic effect

Serve?

Note 1: Not making fun of people with accents (fake or not). YouTube Transcribe Audio is just hilarious.
Note 2: Screenies are from this particular video: How to Make Omurice オムライスの作り方. Yummy.
Note 3: cookingwithdog is one of my favourite YouTube cooking channels.
Note 4: Actually, now it’s probably my favourite.