Ingredients: YouTube, cookingwithdog channel’s earlier videos, Transcribe AudioBETA (English), free time.
Friendly warning: Do not attempt while eating or drinking, or literal death may result.
Steps: Remove the best grabbed onto that daddy proud
It’s making me meet jeff on racism
Remove the baby
Who would be executed and the rough dept human rights
Entering the comedic effect
Serve?
Note 1: Not making fun of people with accents (fake or not). YouTube Transcribe Audio is just hilarious.
Note 2: Screenies are from this particular video: How to Make Omurice オムライスの作り方. Yummy.
Note 3: cookingwithdog is one of my favourite YouTube cooking channels.
Note 4: Actually, now it’s probably my favourite.
Vickie Diablos is an unemployable bum allegedly qualified to work in the health field, a hardcore gamer geek and a socially awkward logic and science nerd. She thought keeping a "cool blog" would make her a cool person. Alas. 
