Hello, Dr Freud
posted on Sunday, August 17, 2008 @ 12:33 am
This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me.
Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie.
Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart?
Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face.
Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.
Vickie: DUCKS
Friend #2 goes online.
Vickie: I’m bored.
Friend #2: Oh.
Vickie: I’m going to sperm your Facebook profile.
Vickie: SPAM
Man, what’s going on with my brain? Erm… Boy, what’s wrong with me? Dude!
ENGLISH, WHY MUST YOU WORK AGAINST ME?!
English, Me Do Not Like
posted on Monday, June 2, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Dear Americans!
American English:
“Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety.”
The full stop / period does not belong to the phrase. ILLOGICAL!
British English:
“Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety”.
The full stop / period belongs to the sentence. LOGICAL!
Case in point! … Point… in case?
English makes no sense.
Are You There, FSM? It’s Me, Vickie
posted on Friday, April 25, 2008 @ 11:49 am
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
I pray, when you boot me up from sleep mode next morning, please grant me the following plugin / software on my humble human body.
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Pronunciation checker:
(I’d ask for a grammar checker, too, but let’s start with the basics, shall we?)
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Search function:
(I promise, I’ll search for more meaningful things and answers once I find my other stripy sock.)
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Strong and emphasis tags:
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Appear offline function:
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Maybe also a lesbiandar?!Wow, let’s not be too greedy there.
Actually, don’t worry about any of the above. Please cleanse me of “Procrastination” because it’s a total RAM hog, and I kinda have 1 more mid-semester exam and 2 essays to hand in soon.
Have mercy on me, O FSM. RAmen!
Vickie
Random Thought of the Moment
posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
Aussies pronounce the alphabet H as “heych” instead of “eych”. So does it mean that they say “an A”, “a B”, “a C”… “a H” ?
My Utter Close-Mindedness
posted on Sunday, November 5, 2006 @ 11:38 am
People! Please listen to me! “Definately” is definitely not the proper spelling of definitely; “mispelling” is a misspelling; “alot” is the mistake a lot of people make; you never do something “for awhile” for a while; “could of”, “would of” and “should of” should have been could have, would have and should have; “alright” is not all right; “anyways” should not be used in any way, anyway! Ugh! Separate; grammar; embarrass. Their, thief; believe, receive; quite, quiet… Informality is awesome; but no!
Eh, but who am I, really? *activates self-defence mechanism*
