Personal Indeed

posted on Saturday, June 13, 2009 @ 1:50 pm

Pardon the graininess, but…

oh look, a 'personal' letter from the government

Hi Vickie Diablos, your tax file number will stay the same regardless of your changing circumstances and the misuse of TFNs can result in penalties; but not to worry, this letter is only “personal”.

Hello, Dr Freud

posted on Sunday, August 17, 2008 @ 12:33 am

This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me.

Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie.

Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart?
Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face.
Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.
Vickie: DUCKS

Friend #2 goes online.

Vickie: I’m bored.
Friend #2: Oh.
Vickie: I’m going to sperm your Facebook profile.
Vickie: SPAM

Man, what’s going on with my brain? Erm… Boy, what’s wrong with me? Dude!

ENGLISH, WHY MUST YOU WORK AGAINST ME?!

English, Me Do Not Like

posted on Monday, June 2, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

Dear Americans!

American English:
“Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety.”
The full stop / period does not belong to the phrase. ILLOGICAL!

British English:
“Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety”.
The full stop / period belongs to the sentence. LOGICAL!

Case in point! … Point… in case?

English makes no sense.

Random Thought of the Moment

posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

Aussies pronounce the alphabet H as “heych” instead of “eych”. So does it mean that they’d say “an A”, “a B”, “a C”… “a H” ?

My Utter Close-Mindedness

posted on Sunday, November 5, 2006 @ 11:38 am

People! Please listen to me! “Definately” is definitely not the proper spelling of definitely; “mispelling” is a misspelling; “alot” is the mistake a lot of people make; you never do something “for awhile” for a while; “could of”, “would of” and “should of” should have been could have, would have and should have; “alright” is not all right; “anyways” should not be used in any way, anyway! Ugh! Separate; grammar; embarrass. Their, thief; believe, receive; quite, quiet… Informality is awesome; but no!

Eh, but who am I, really? *activates self-defence mechanism*

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