Version 10: Upside Down
posted on Saturday, August 2, 2008 @ 12:47 am
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it hasn’t even been a year yet and Vickiepedia already has a new layout. GASP! I know. Like all past layouts, this version can be viewed with background images disabled, all images disabled, CSS disabled, most modern browsers and any screen resolution from 1024×768 up. Remember, 90s is the new 80s, 800×600 is the new 640×480.
Food stain on the keyboard has been photoshopped out. But that fluffiness on the side of the I and 9 keys? I don’t know what they are. I didn’t dare to zoom in.
穎琪 would be my Chinese given name. I’m just that cool.
But I forgot to eat dinner.
Alternative version names: Bad Hair Day; Shiny Forehead; I’m Holding a Blue Cup?; There’s a Male Bum Behind Me; See, Even My Keyboard is Cooler than Yours.
Google Schmoogle
posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Related:http://vickiepedia.org/ = Japanese, Japanese, Japanese. How, Google, are our sites related? Do we Asians all look the same to you? Is that so? Huh? Huh?
Google, you have a lot of explaining to do! 
Up next some day: the entry on porn that I downloaded a virus for. (Wow, déjà vu.)
Run-Ons, Running Out of What I Run On
posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Stuck with Australia’s wonderful metred bandwidth, about to bust this month’s cap, forced self to surf during offpeak i.e. midnight, brain too tired to function, doing research on porn for upcoming blog entry, downloaded porn from non-usual sources, saw a .exe, heard Brain say, “You no give me rest, I no make you judgement.” Whatever that meant. Ran .exe, watched anti-virus try to block and remove virus in vain, adrenaline rush, jaw dropped to floor.
Vickie: What the fuck, Brain?
Brain: What the fuck, Vickie?
Regained composure, googled for fix, downloaded fix, rebooted computer in safe mode, blurry, blurry, blurry, blurry, fell asleep on chair, drooled.
Woke up to a computer free of virus, unused drivers removed, registry cleaned up, beautifully defragged. Blinked.
Vickie: … What the fuck, Brain?!
Brain: What the fuck, Vickie.
Up next some day: the entry on porn that I downloaded a virus for.
Double-U Tee Eff on teh Intertubes
posted on Saturday, April 19, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Read your long but nicely written blog entry, thought up something nice to say, clicked “write a comment” and your blogging software of choice made me join their service first. Reading your long and very hyperlinked blog entry; hey wait a minute, it’s a frigging sponsored post! Reading your long blog entry; okay, I can’t even read what you’re writing. What happened to line-height and colour contrast?
University assignments have drained me of my intelligence and coherence (if applicable); I’m reduced to saying all but four words: What the fuck, people?
Lean-Forward is now Vickiepedia
posted on Friday, April 11, 2008 @ 2:39 am
2003: Lean-Forward.com is a weird domain name, I wish I could come up with something clever, like a play on my name “Vickie”. 2004: Lean-Forward.com is a weird domain name, I wish I could come up with something clever, like a play on my name “Vickie”. 2005: Lean-Forward.com is a weird domain name, I wish I could come up with something clever, like a play on my name “Vickie”. 2006: Lean-Forward.com is a weird domain name, I wish I could come up with something clever, like a play on my name “Vickie”. 2007: Lean-Forward.com is a weird domain name, I wish I could come up with something clever, like a play on my name “Vickie”.
Saturday, April 5th, 2008
Vickie says (23:48:04): I want a domain with a play on my name. Any ideas?
Ellis says (23:48:06): Vickiepedia?
Vickie says (23:48:07):
And Vickiepedia was born.
