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	<description>the personal blog of Vickie Diablos [citation needed]</description>
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		<title>Hello, Dr Freud</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me.

Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie.
Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart?
Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face.
Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.
Vickie: DUCKS


Friend #2 goes online.
Vickie: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/08/17/hello-dr-freud/</link>
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		<title>Version 10: Upside Down</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, ladies and gentlemen, it hasn&#8217;t even been a year yet and Vickiepedia already has a new layout. GASP! I know. Like all past layouts, this version can be viewed with background images disabled, all images disabled, CSS disabled, most modern browsers and any screen resolution from 1024&#215;768 up. Remember, 90s is the new 80s, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/08/02/version-10-upside-down/</link>
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		<title>Google Schmoogle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Related:http://vickiepedia.org/ = Japanese, Japanese, Japanese. How, Google, are our sites related? Do we Asians all look the same to you? Is that so? Huh? Huh?

Google, you have a lot of explaining to do!  
Up next some day: the entry on porn that I downloaded a virus for. (Wow, déjà vu.)
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		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/07/28/google-schmoogle/</link>
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		<title>Run-Ons, Running Out of What I Run On</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stuck with Australia&#8217;s wonderful metred bandwidth, about to bust this month&#8217;s cap, forced self to surf during offpeak i.e. midnight, brain too tired to function, doing research on porn for upcoming blog entry, downloaded porn from non-usual sources, saw a .exe, heard Brain say, &#8220;You no give me rest, I no make you judgement.&#8221; Whatever [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/07/26/run-ons-running-out-of-what-i-run-on/</link>
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		<title>Apparently, My Evil Twin is a Star</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On one very rare day when Vickie was, like, not at her computer&#8230;

Guy #1: Hello.
Vickie: ?
Guy #1: Do I know you? You look really familiar.
Vickie: &#8230;

Later, on a train.

Person taps Vickie on the shoulder.
Guy #2: Excuse me.
Vickie: ?
Guy #2: Are you a star?
Vickie: &#8230;

On the other hand, if this is what I&#8217;ve been doing wrong [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/07/17/apparently-my-evil-twin-is-a-star/</link>
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		<title>Would You Like Extra Endorphin with That?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Semester over but still feeling very bleh and single as hell, I knew there’s only one thing that could spice up the day: self + trusties + endorphin + dopamine + oxytocin + prolactin + etc. (that’s my euphemism for masturbation to orgasm, guys).
And so, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that&#8217;s the noise of my vibrator, guys).
And then&#8230; instead [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/06/30/would-you-like-extra-endorphin-with-that/</link>
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		<title>English, Me Do Not Like</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Americans!
American English:
“Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety.”
The full stop / period does not belong to the phrase. ILLOGICAL!
British English:
“Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety”.
The full stop / period belongs to the sentence. LOGICAL!
Case in point! &#8230; Point&#8230; in case?
English makes no sense.
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		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/06/02/english-me-do-not-like/</link>
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		<title>How to Ruin a Boy&#8217;s Life in Two Seconds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Roughly a year and three months ago, Vickie secretly worked at a two-Australian-dollar shop. It&#8217;s seriously amazing what vast age range of people would use what vast range of techniques and tricks to steal what vast range of things while you&#8217;re at the cash register serving another customer. Hmm, I did mention I worked at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/05/26/how-to-ruin-a-boys-life-in-two-seconds/</link>
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		<title>EPIC PHAIL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hmm, how do you put it into words? Pwned by a noob fail? Piano falls on head fail? Arrow to crotch fail? Already paid last month&#8217;s rent but the landlord forgot to mark it down and thought you were super late because you have a history of paying rent late fail?
Vickie, stop thinking you can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vickiepedia.org/2008/05/14/epic-phail/</link>
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		<title>Happy 22nd Birthday, Bro!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear no-longer-little Little Brother Jacky!
Happy Birthday to youuuuu!

This is also probably Hong Kong&#8217;s most mis-sung song. And the lyrics are copyrighted? Outrageous! I&#8217;m so ignoring that.
Later, Vickie gets sued.
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