EPIC PHAIL
posted on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
Hmm, how do you put it into words? Pwned by a noob fail? Piano falls on head fail? Arrow to crotch fail? Already paid last month’s rent but the landlord forgot to mark it down and thought you were super late because you have a history of paying rent late fail?
Vickie, stop thinking you can just get out there unprepared and without sleep and still pull a passable presentation. You’ve embarrassed yourself in front of the whole fucking class! You phail! Now GTFO! 
Happy 22nd Birthday, Bro!
posted on Monday, May 5, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear no-longer-little Little Brother Jacky!
Happy Birthday to youuuuu!
This is also probably Hong Kong’s most mis-sung song. And the lyrics are copyrighted? Outrageous! I’m so ignoring that.
Later, Vickie gets sued.
No, I Still Can’t Stop Playing Guild Wars
posted on Saturday, May 3, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
Fresh off the screen and out of the /Screens folder! The two lady gamer friends I made from a forum for lesbian gamers. Hotness! 
Are You There, FSM? It’s Me, Vickie
posted on Friday, April 25, 2008 @ 11:49 am
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
I pray, when you boot me up from sleep mode next morning, please grant me the following plugin / software on my humble human body.
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Pronunciation checker:
(I’d ask for a grammar checker, too, but let’s start with the basics, shall we?)
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Search function:
(I promise, I’ll search for more meaningful things and answers once I find my other stripy sock.)
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Strong and emphasis tags:
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Appear offline function:
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Maybe also a lesbiandar?!Wow, let’s not be too greedy there.
Actually, don’t worry about any of the above. Please cleanse me of “Procrastination” because it’s a total RAM hog, and I kinda have 1 more mid-semester exam and 2 essays to hand in soon.
Have mercy on me, O FSM. RAmen!
Vickie
Double-U Tee Eff on teh Intertubes
posted on Saturday, April 19, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Read your long but nicely written blog entry, thought up something nice to say, clicked “write a comment” and your blogging software of choice made me join their service first. Reading your long and very hyperlinked blog entry; hey wait a minute, it’s a frigging sponsored post! Reading your long blog entry; okay, I can’t even read what you’re writing. What happened to line-height and colour contrast?
University assignments have drained me of my intelligence and coherence (if applicable); I’m reduced to saying all but four words: What the fuck, people?
