Vickiepedia

Friendly greetings! Whoa I stole the intro from Torley. Today, I, Naomi Skosh — the pink-haired one with the permanent sunburn — am going to show you how avatars with non-size 0 feet like me survive in Second Life.

On my right (your left) is my adorable brown-haired alt, PS. On my left (your right), my friend, VS… with his new barbecue.

Dude! Stop playing with the new barbecue set and pay attention!

First of all: believe it or not, and note that this is true for most people, your foot size is the same length as your forearm. Go on, try to measure your foot against the inside of your forearm. I’ll give you 30 seconds. (read more…)

So, like, I started to play World of Warcraft last week and decided to be my own parent and monitor my own play time for the lulz.

I so l33t even my total play time for the week agrees

So, like, I guess this is the post where I lose my last 2 subscribers.

Oh. Wait. One is myself.

If you can’t beat stereotypes…

Indian classmate: They say it doesn’t matter who went to the Moon first, we Indians will be the first to set up shops there.
Arab classmate: And we’ll be the first to blow them up.

… I guess you can blow them up.

We totally ‘d.

Scenario: Person A of height 1.63m is moving at a constant velocity of 1.3 ms^-1 towards west, carrying an unzipped bag on her right shoulder with a 0.1m x 0.1m opening. Bird B is flying at a constant velocity of 15 ms^-1 towards north, 2m above Person A, carrying a 0.1m x 0.1m soaked piece of bread (C) of mass 0.3 kg in its beak. Bird B releases Bread C at unknown time t.

Question: Assume that there is no air resistance, calculate the probability of Bread C landing directly into Person A’s bag.

Answer: Apparently not zero.
Source: Life.

P.S. Yes, this could have been much, much worse.
P.P.S. I hate birds.

Ladies and gentlemen, gentlewomen and laymen! It appears that the Vickie Diablos you know has rejoined Second Life at a very inopportune time. Then again given the way my life is going, any time is inopportune time.

What was I greeted with on the first day I re-logged in? Well, what else?

TP goes to a sex animation section

May I suggest dictionary.com? ??????????

And of course the bajillion people who have little clue about tasteful body proportions.

I was also this close to upgrading and buying a Linden Home because this time I actually have a semi-plan to use the house, unlike last time when I randomly jumped on a cheap non-Linden land deal and was greeted by a chatty neighbour who made a lot of small talk and spent a lot of time having a lot of virtual sex with a lot of sound effects with her male companion in her/their home, so I ended up leaving the ground barren and mostly hid in my skybox building random things and testing animations… And it just totally dawned on me that having a semi-plan to use the land kind of has nothing to do with the neighbours you get.

But anyway, say hi if you have a Second Life too, yeah? *crickets*