On one very rare day when Vickie was, like, not at her computer…

Guy #1: Hello.
Vickie: ?
Guy #1: Do I know you? You look really familiar.
Vickie: …

Later, on a train.

Person taps Vickie on the shoulder.

Guy #2: Excuse me.
Vickie: ?
Guy #2: Are you a star?
Vickie: …

On the other hand, if this is what I’ve been doing wrong — as in, why I’m not getting the ladies other than the fact that most ladies just aren’t into ladies, then I really need to grow some balls.

On the other other hand, I may also be the evil one?!