Which idiot slices her fingers while she’s washing a can and attempts to look hardcore about it?

The index finger didn’t and doesn’t hurt, which explains why I didn’t notice until I got blood on my face. The little finger… is another story. I totally can’t bend my fingers and hold a pen now. I demand an extension for my essays! (Essays are typed, Vickie.)

Next episode: new layout for Vickiepedia. And then maybe one of the six entries sitting in draft. *crickets*