Vickiepedia

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

I pray, when you boot me up from sleep mode next morning, please grant me the following plugin / software on my humble human body.

1. Pronunciation checker:

   

   (I’d ask for a grammar checker, too, but let’s start with the basics, shall we?)

2. Search function:

   

   (I promise, I’ll search for more meaningful things and answers once I find my other stripy sock.)

3. Strong and emphasis tags:

   

4. Appear offline function:

   

5. Maybe also a lesbiandar?! Wow, let’s not be too greedy there.

Actually, don’t worry about any of the above. Please cleanse me of “Procrastination” because it’s a total RAM hog, and I kinda have 1 more mid-semester exam and 2 essays to hand in soon.

Have mercy on me, O FSM. RAmen!

Vickie