Vickiepedia

Related:http://vickiepedia.org/ = Japanese, Japanese, Japanese. How, Google, are our sites related? Do we Asians all look the same to you? Is that so? Huh? Huh?

Google, you have a lot of explaining to do!

Up next some day: the entry on porn that I downloaded a virus for. (Wow, déjà vu.)

Me, freaked out, scared. What to do. Help.

Who would have thought that even Vickie would fear this day? Inevitable searches from “beautiful nipples” to “lean forward tits” didn’t worry me. No. It was a last name. A search – or two searches, rather – on a last name that led to this blog…

The last name of the Deputy Headmistress of the last school I attended. I did a google myself; the school itself came first, then it was mine. There were only two pages of search results in total. I never, ever expected this name to be so uncommon.

And no, I wasn’t praising the Deputy at all. Oh big gee what the holy dear, porno barbecue goodness shit… Shit.

P.S. The following comments are forbidden: “…”, “No comments”, “Har-har”, “Serves you right, bitch”.

Excuse me while I try to increase my weird google hits.

Hello, my name is Vickie. I’m an eighteen year-old lesbian schoolgirl. Are you up for a gag?

As we all know, pussies lick their fur while grooming, squirrels eat nuts, dogs chase after balls, and cows are horny. That’s bestiality.

Speaking of animals, do you know what my ‘pet’ peeve is? People who spell come as cum really piss me off.

Oh and what do you call a group consisting of three musicians? Do you call them a triplet or a threesome? Oh wait, of course, you call them a trio.

I’ll shut up now, otherwise people are going to think I’m a pervert with inflatable tits.

Went to the nurse this afternoon but she didn’t take my dressing off, just changed it. So the new dressing is going to stay on for another how-many-days, and I’m to remove it myself?! Think I’ll go to the school nurse later for it.

When the dressing was off, my finger felt really weird. So naked. So exposed. So bare. That’s why the B&B guy said it felt more sensitive even when it looked healed. Oh, the nurse quoted me as “a right-handed violin player with exams soon”.

Checked my site statistics again, and I concluded that some things are better left unknown… take a look.

Nude girl gamers…

Cathy had a little trouble playing the cello part of ‘Greensleeves’, so when I consulted my violin teacher about making her part easier, she moved everything that goes faster than a crochet to second violin — my part! Good that I could still manage, but now I’ll attract a lot more attention than before. Don’t know. Will have a rehearsal later.

(back from rehearsal)

We’re improving like hell! Helen joined the rehearsal tonight and gave lots of useful comments, so our performance is a lot cooler. She hasn’t got over the feeling that ‘we’re the best’. Now all we have to do is to get Cindy going as well. As for myself, the crappy violinist… lots of practices.

Played tennis with Helen and Clara. Don’t think anybody believes that I actually learnt tennis before, because I showed no sign of ability whatsoever. I could always blame it on my finger though. Haha!