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So, like, I started to play World of Warcraft last week and decided to be my own parent and monitor my own play time for the lulz.

I so l33t even my total play time for the week agrees

So, like, I guess this is the post where I lose my last 2 subscribers.

Oh. Wait. One is myself.

Which idiot slices her fingers while she’s washing a can and attempts to look hardcore about it?

The index finger didn’t and doesn’t hurt, which explains why I didn’t notice until I got blood on my face. The little finger… is another story. I totally can’t bend my fingers and hold a pen now. I demand an extension for my essays! (Essays are typed, Vickie.)

Next episode: new layout for Vickiepedia. And then maybe one of the six entries sitting in draft. *crickets*

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

I pray, when you boot me up from sleep mode next morning, please grant me the following plugin / software on my humble human body.

1. Pronunciation checker:

   

   (I’d ask for a grammar checker, too, but let’s start with the basics, shall we?)

2. Search function:

   

   (I promise, I’ll search for more meaningful things and answers once I find my other stripy sock.)

3. Strong and emphasis tags:

   

4. Appear offline function:

   

5. Maybe also a lesbiandar?! Wow, let’s not be too greedy there.

Actually, don’t worry about any of the above. Please cleanse me of “Procrastination” because it’s a total RAM hog, and I kinda have 1 more mid-semester exam and 2 essays to hand in soon.

Have mercy on me, O FSM. RAmen!

Vickie

There’s such a thing called the Project Triangle in project management. Fast, good, cheap — pick any two.

In my computer and Internet life, there’s such a thing as Vickie’s Doomed Computer and Internet Life Triangle. Computer, Internet, time — lucky if you get any. Strongest theory of all, never failed even once. (read more…)

I flipped to the last page of the exam paper and smiled triumphantly. The longest question of the whole exam, the one that’s worth the most; I knew they’d ask that over all other possible topics. Surely, if I had the four main points nicely in my brain at that moment, I couldn’t possibly forget any one of them after I did all the other questions? Totally no need to jot them down first. I mean, what are the chances?

Please don’t make me hate you more, brain.