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Guess what I did last night?

Yep, I had fun with trusty vibrator #2 again. (For your information, it’s my most favourite sex toy, so it shouldn’t surprise you that it’s mentioned all over the place.)

And of course, you guessed the rest of the story. I was too tired to put trusty vibrator #2 away after the mind-blowing orgasm, and completely forgot about it in the morning. My maid made my bed and must have known that I masturbated blah blah blah.

But there’s more to it this time.

This time my brother caught me forgetting to hide it…

Well, actually, trusty vibrator #2 doesn’t look too much like a sex toy anyway, so you might think that there isn’t much to worry about.

Not if my brother picked it up and asked what it was, then without a satisfying (no pun intended) answer, switched it on and saw it all vibrating and stuff.

Good god, why don’t I ever learn to tidy up after I use something?

Oh god, how embarrassing… how very embarrassing!

You know, I masturbate. I own vibrators and dildos. I like to do it before I sleep.

I did it last night, and had a terrific orgasm; so terrific that I fell asleep immediately after it. Oh yes, I used trusty vibrator #2.

I forgot about everything this morning. Got up, ate, shat, made a couple site layouts while watching TV… the day went on, until when I go back to my room again after supper…

I found that trusty vibrator #2 was just lying around my pillow.

Which means, I forgot to “hide” trusty vibrator #2 after my business.

Which means, when my maid (who lives with us at home) cleaned my room and tidied my bed, saw the vibrator just lying around like that.

Which also means, that she knew I masturbated last night using this vibrator.

How very embarrassing is that!