Drama, drama, drama! Well, not really, but two events happened today.
I was sleeping peacefully and soundly this morning. I needed my sleep, because I was to have a Chinese A-level exam in the afternoon, and I couldn’t sleep until 3 a.m. last night. *Flutter* I woke up a bit, and thought I was hearing things. *Flutter* I opened my eyes, held my breath and listened. *Flutter* It was from the fireplace in my room.
“What the hell was that?”
I thought it was a rat and I wasn’t scared. Come on, at one point I had up to 3 hamsters at home. Yes, they were caged, but they were lovely animals.
Flutter.
“Huh?”
Chirp. Chirp.
Oh! There was a bird in the fireplace! Free roast bird, anyone? I thought it’d probably fly away later, so I went back to sleep.
At 9:05 a.m., somebody knocked on my door and disturbed my beauty’s sleep once again. It was Wan.
Her: Aren’t you doing your Chinese A-level exam?
Me: Yes. What time is it?
Her: It’s nine.
Me: The exam is in the afternoon.
Her: Is it? Cindy’s gone already.
I woke up and checked the time-table. SHIT! The exam was at nine; and I was sleeping the whole time. SLEEPING! I quickly got dressed (for your information: I like to sleep naked), rinsed my mouth with mouthwash (didn’t have time for proper brushing), grabbed some pens and ran to the exam hall. Okay, WALKED to the exam hall. It was a three-hour paper, but nobody needs all that time anyway; and good thing I live in the boarding house that was just a 5-minute walk away from the school (exam hall).
Dramatic entrance.
All the invigilators turned and looked at me once I entered the hall in messy hair, comfy clothes and flip-flops. I looked as though I was one of the people on telly who bursts into the church in the last minute to say “I object!”, and elope with the bride. Except I was in a mess.
Anyway, I finished my paper in less than 2 hours and went back to the boarding house to do some violin practice. Haven’t practised for ages.
*Flutter* – that of an animal in desperate situation where they were made to listen to out-of-tuned music and squeaky violin-playing.
Yikes! The stupid bird was still there, probably trapped. The fireplace was behind my bookshelf (the fireplace’s not been used), so I shone a torch and tried to catch a glimpse of the stock. Nothingness. I called the maintenance men later and they came. They pulled my shelf away, opened up the dust-filled fireplace. *Loud flutter* So there really was a bird. The maintenance man reached into the darkness, *nervous chirps*, and there – the bird was in the man’s hand! Awwww! Look at that little black birdie! It felt as though my fireplace just gave birth to this bird. Okay, I’ll name it Firey then.
The maintenance man reached for my window and let go of Firey. It flew away immediately. I stood there and just thought, hey, will Firey be back like the ones in fairy tales? Maybe it’d start to like human because we freed it? Nah. It probably had fallen from the chimney and is now too scared to even stand on the roof of a house. Stupid bird.
DAMN! Why didn’t I remember to take a picture? It’s not every day that a bird fall into your fireplace, is it?
Anyway, that was my day. Stupid me and stupid Firey.
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My finger dressing will probably come off as well.
Think I’ll go to the school nurse later for it.
Vickie Diablos is an unemployable bum allegedly qualified to work in the health field, a hardcore gamer geek and a socially awkward logic and science nerd. She thought keeping a "cool blog" would make her a cool person. Alas. 



